Hissed my mystery lecture
(Missed my history lecture)
You have tasted two worms
(You have wasted two terms)
Three cheers for our queer old dean
(Three cheers for our dear old queen)
Our Lord is a shoving leopard
(Our Lord is a loving shepherd)
This is a nosey little crook
(This is a cozy little nook)
A well-boiled icicle
(A well-oiled bicycle)
Is the bean dizzy?
(Is the dean busy?)